I might go back and romance Peebee just to see what I missed, which hopefully was blue tits.Д«oys canвЂ™t bang these boys. It just felt like there were fewer scenes with her in general.

I do like Vetra the best for sure, but I wish she had a little more content, and I donвЂ™t even mean the fact that thereвЂ™s no sex scene in her romance arc even though obviously I am disappointed that I didnвЂ™t get to see her spiky bird bod. She licks rocks as a hobby.ДЄnd Vetra is a Turian smuggler with a heart of gold and weвЂ™re in love I guess though to be honest our romance was kind of abrupt so IвЂ™m not sure how I feel about our future? And in our вЂњI love youвЂќ scene Ryder didnвЂ™t have any facial animations so she seemed kind of afraid of the commitment and/or banging a 7-foot tall alien. Suvi is human and I think navigates the ship? She has a good accent, but the lighting on the bridge is weird so I donвЂ™t really feel like I know what she looks like. Jaal is loveable even for a boy and I saw his butt and his bony alien boobs. Cora is too earnest and it makes me uncomfortable but she means well and she likes gardening. Peebee is an annoying genius and we banged in zero gravity. Everybody except Liam, who I almost liked occasionally but then he would always annoy me again. We all chose the same haircut i bet, huh?ДЄnd I love the characters. And they should be able to figure out sudoku on their own if theyвЂ™ve managed to master space flight. And I like the вЂњgoodвЂќ aliens and IвЂ™m happy to help them out, but, like, we shouldnвЂ™t even be there. The Initiative seems like a giant corporate cult and I canвЂ™t imagine this many people willingly signing up for a 600-year space journey just for fun. I had a really hard time caring about any of it. Also, the ecosystems are failing on every planet and the only way to stop that from happening is to do actual sudoku puzzles. Basically a whole mess of humans and aliens, calling themselves The Initiative, decided to colonize a new galaxy for no reason at all, and then wound up in the middle of a civil war between the natives. I came into it with an open mind and a lot of positive thinking, and I came out thinking itвЂ™s a Pretty Good Game that I wanted really badly to be great. The original Mass Effect games, particularly the second one, are some of the best games ever made. Mass Effect: Andromeda is a tough game to write about because itвЂ™s nearly impossible to judge it on its own merits.

Six hundred years later, we are back in the Mass Effect universe, but in a whole new galaxy, with a whole new sexy doctor we are not allowed to bang, and this time itвЂ™s even more hurtful because sheвЂ™s voiced by Natalie Dormer. ChakwasвЂ™ contribution to the fight by not wanting to bang her enough. All of us except Jenna, who criminally underrated Dr. We banged a lot of aliens, but we were always true in our hearts to Dr. Nobody died, if you ask me, and everything was happy and great. Chakwas saved the world by taking immaculate care of Commander Shepard and her crew of misfits while they fought robots and outlaws and something called Collectors for what I can only assume were very good reasons. The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.

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